By Annie Bielski
To smell fresh and avoid responsibilities, go to the department store to look at the luggage.
Discounted notes of springtime new president good posture future transience. Turn over that price tag.
WILL GRAND JURY DUTY
I don’t do bathroom humor or yoga.
I hate waiting on line at parties for bathrooms
because I hate looking like i have needs.
I just got health insurance.
But I do breathing exercises.
So i thought we could do some of those
together now just to warm up. Lighten up a
Try to not breathe
Until you believe you are a well-loved dog
They say time is money I tell the cashier when I buy the two pairs of panties. People thumbed em on the
racks, not like they were all packaged up or whatever, not like they were clean or whatever, people aren’t
clean. Still, I'm a people person.
I’m a get away from me a little closer type person.
And I’m a real mess because I give all my energy to people.
Who wants to tidy a house without a witness?
I used to write about holes.
I’d be like My guy at the bank got a sinkhole in his backyard!
I’d talk about dental cavities
The bath tub
But that’s stuff of the past. Now I’m all about filling it up.
I want to be the lady at the doctor's office who has donated all the magazines.
She’s torn off her address, but incase she is reading: Please let me find you